 Saturday, September 17, 2005
There once live a boy who life is the same as an average teenager.The story got nothing to do with Cinderella,Red Riding Hood or 3 Little Pigs.But..... Its about a boy who woke up in the morning and find himself having an upset tummy. So he went inside the toilet and did his business.I can assure you the smell is unbearable even the Woodland Mart people can smell it.After doing his so called big business,he wanted to flushed and as he doing so,he noticed theres white seeds in his faeces. He tried to recall the name of the seed and he realised it were sesame seeds. "I wondered what I ate yesterday?"he asked. Then he slapped his forehead and realised he ate a burger from Burger King which bun contained sesame seeds. He laughed to himself till his father had to knock the toilet door to ask whats wrong with him. He did the neccessary and went out of the toilet only to find himself doing his big business 5 minutes later. And didn't I say he live happily every after? He did. The End. "An amazing story.Top of the chart." Reuters. "The next Harry Potter." Childrens Book Association. "Perhaps the best reality story in children books" A Kindergarden Teacher commented in Strait Times. "Fantastic.Superb" A teen who claimed himself as aPen. HarHarHar!!! I made the story indirectly so that people wont find it disgusting! Ok I got to go! Minute Maid Lemonade is nice! MnM Peanut Butter makes you feel fat! Affa sleeps in the afternoon!The way cats do. aPen didnt work today!Which is Saturday! ByE! |
myself 
who am i? turning 20cents this year.(18 at heart). wandering around a small city called singapore is the most favourable pastime we all liked to do. sure you can complain but nothing beats the safety and security here. a city so small that somewhat, each of us is connected. such as your bapok used to be my bestfriend and the shotgun marriage girl next to your door used to be the brightest student in class. so yeah. i love it here. XD so yerp. serving my ns right now. basically im wasting time and using up the money they gave me. nodding my head in agreement to what they say and to look at em with the brightest eyes i could give. cant wait to go back to school and see all the little boys and bitches act like as if they know everything. 02 december 2010. world cup and ORDoooo!!! lol. thats as much as i could fill you in. anyways, does anyone knows how to permanently remove a moustache? mom says its a man thing but i think people with moustache are the most evil person on earth cept for dad. and oh lastly, i love my friends as much as they love me eventho i dont know how the fuck people calculate love. what measurement unit is it suppose to be? kilovegrams? and oh wait! when a friend came up to you and say, "Relax, theres many fishes in the sea." Do remember to give a middle finger and say this, "fishes? theres more bitches in there eating up all the fishes now." look around dear friend, sex is important to us now, that some of the youth considered it as a 2nd Language. :D |