Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Rite.

So,today work was fine.Came late because wanna cabut Champs.I just cant stand working when people are there,looking,especially,big bosses or some important people.Your hand will be numb,get what i mean?

Kak Annie treat us again at Bencoolen.Nilam had to go first at 1230 because wanna meet her bf.Babi nye budak.Dah ajak aku abih jalan dulu.Ahaks~!

We are left with Kak Rafidah and Kak Annie and waited till 1:30 for the pay to come.Sengaja lambat2.

So....

Pot..Pet..Pot..Pet..Pot..Pet..Ngumpat..Pot..Pet..Ngumpat Ngumpat...Pot..Pet...More Ngumpat2 then jalan..

My pay was 499.01 after the CPF cut.Kaya sak aku!Somemore with the award of 1200..Wah wah wah!took out 90 dollars.Give my bro 25 bucks for his fine and 30 to Kak Annie.The rest of my taxi fare.I wanted to give 10 bucks to Kak Annie for her fags but she dont want.Ngada2 tuls...

Took a cab home.Talk to the taxi driver liked always I did with the others.But today was different,

So....

Lu..gua..lu..gua..lu..gua...4D ar?...lu gua lu gua lu gua...

When Im reaching my destination..He asked me something..Very the shocking...

Driver:Lu 16 ar!?Lu da main pompan ka?

I didnt know what to say..so...

Me:Err...Blom ar..Gua masih muda mah...Da tua..baru.(I swear Im still a virgin.Ahaks!True.Really!)

Driver:Ohh..Lu kalau tak leh tahan,lu boley pegi Geylang sana mah"
Me:Ohh..hahahaha...
Driver:Pompan mlayu banyak baik mah~..Panas panas..
Me:Ar?Gua tak tau la..Hahahhaa...
Driver:Gua cakap betul!Lu nye manager pompan ar?Umur bape?
Me:38 ar..Janda la..
Driver:Wah!38 ah?Lu kalau main sama dia ah,satu malam,3,4 kali pun dia tak puas mah!Ahahaa
Me:Haha....
Driver:Lu tak ajak dia ngegok tu wayang ar?Ajak kluar mah..
Me:Tak nak lah..buat apa...

Shessh..Little did he know,KAK ANNIE was my GOD MOTHER.I feel liked strangling him on the spot and take his money and run.Kanina tuls....Nevermind..since he did not know..I just layan him...

Luckily,I reached my destination.Makes my blood boil up only..Ok then..Till here...

Selamat Hari Raya Haji!

p.s.Poor kambings...

3:09 AM

myself

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who am i?

turning 20cents this year.(18 at heart). wandering around a small city called singapore is the most favourable pastime we all liked to do. sure you can complain but nothing beats the safety and security here. a city so small that somewhat, each of us is connected. such as your bapok used to be my bestfriend and the shotgun marriage girl next to your door used to be the brightest student in class. so yeah. i love it here. XD

so yerp. serving my ns right now. basically im wasting time and using up the money they gave me. nodding my head in agreement to what they say and to look at em with the brightest eyes i could give. cant wait to go back to school and see all the little boys and bitches act like as if they know everything. 02 december 2010. world cup and ORDoooo!!! lol.

thats as much as i could fill you in. anyways, does anyone knows how to permanently remove a moustache? mom says its a man thing but i think people with moustache are the most evil person on earth cept for dad. and oh lastly, i love my friends as much as they love me eventho i dont know how the fuck people calculate love. what measurement unit is it suppose to be? kilovegrams?

and oh wait! when a friend came up to you and say, "Relax, theres many fishes in the sea." Do remember to give a middle finger and say this, "fishes? theres more bitches in there eating up all the fishes now." look around dear friend, sex is important to us now, that some of the youth considered it as a 2nd Language. :D