Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Even with the sweetest talks you could made of,I can get tired of it.

Rite..

To begin with,did I told you about the fight in the school just now?It was so cool,our opponent vomited and blood smeared on his face and nose.Haha!See,the face is always the weakest and the most open space to begin with.Just when they say start and they are getting ready,just punch the face.

Always remember,the first 3 punches you blow is the most strongest.So dont waste them by blowing on air or body,just give him at the face.And I can guarantee you that by the time limit of 6 seconds,you could see him fainted or probably blur.

And remember,do not try this at home unless your under supervision of an adult.This is just tips and tricks for self defence.

K till here then...
YBEEEEEEEEEE(for cool people only)

p.s.Dance like a butterfly,Sting like a bee...

1:46 AM

myself

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who am i?

turning 20cents this year.(18 at heart). wandering around a small city called singapore is the most favourable pastime we all liked to do. sure you can complain but nothing beats the safety and security here. a city so small that somewhat, each of us is connected. such as your bapok used to be my bestfriend and the shotgun marriage girl next to your door used to be the brightest student in class. so yeah. i love it here. XD

so yerp. serving my ns right now. basically im wasting time and using up the money they gave me. nodding my head in agreement to what they say and to look at em with the brightest eyes i could give. cant wait to go back to school and see all the little boys and bitches act like as if they know everything. 02 december 2010. world cup and ORDoooo!!! lol.

thats as much as i could fill you in. anyways, does anyone knows how to permanently remove a moustache? mom says its a man thing but i think people with moustache are the most evil person on earth cept for dad. and oh lastly, i love my friends as much as they love me eventho i dont know how the fuck people calculate love. what measurement unit is it suppose to be? kilovegrams?

and oh wait! when a friend came up to you and say, "Relax, theres many fishes in the sea." Do remember to give a middle finger and say this, "fishes? theres more bitches in there eating up all the fishes now." look around dear friend, sex is important to us now, that some of the youth considered it as a 2nd Language. :D