Monday, April 24, 2006

Funny...

I seems to not have the mood to eat nowadays..I mean,lost my appetite.Is this what HIV people get?OH NO!I SWEAR I never had sex before...Im a true virgin! :)...Really ah!Ok lets change the subject..

But really eh.I really lost my appetite to eat.But if I never eat,then I will go hungry.Then I will get skinnier and die a tragic death of starvation.Then my mother will miss me,my father will have to fork out money for my burial and I will never get to ride on my brother motocycle next year..Ahahahha..

Eh eh,dont you guys know that theres a burger cost $101?Yup yup.I read at the newspaper on Sunday.Its located at Uberburger.Mahal siao...but its big!I mean not big like you all imagine ar but the mince meat is big~!So worth it ar.And they do not use regular buns but they are stuffed with black truffle shavings.Weird right?They said there that the fungi cost about $1800 per kg!God,I could buy lots of stuff with that amout of money!

Anyways,how expensive it is,it still pass out through your anal after you eat it.So to me,its not that worth ar....but for those who are willing to try,can just go to Uberburger located at 9 Raffles Boulevard,#01-06 to 10 Millenia Walk.

So......

How to play a board game

  1. Fight over which game to play
  2. Argue over who gets which game piece
  3. Discover that the dice are missing
  4. Ransack other games looking for dice
  5. Argue about who gets to go first
  6. Roll dice to see who gets to go first
  7. Loser cries
  8. Game finally starts
  9. Cheating alleged.Cheater cries
  10. Cheater calls Accuser a name.Accuser quits
  11. Cheater apologizes to Quitter,game resumes
  12. Somebody wins.Loser cries.
  13. Repeat

Something from Baby Blues....

Till here boppers...bye bye!

Updates at 1735pm.

THERES BIRD NEST ON A TREE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND ITS RAINING HEAVILY!!!!PRAY IT WILL NOT FALL DOWN!!!OMG OMG!!!!

Updates later....



3:08 PM

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who am i?

turning 20cents this year.(18 at heart). wandering around a small city called singapore is the most favourable pastime we all liked to do. sure you can complain but nothing beats the safety and security here. a city so small that somewhat, each of us is connected. such as your bapok used to be my bestfriend and the shotgun marriage girl next to your door used to be the brightest student in class. so yeah. i love it here. XD

so yerp. serving my ns right now. basically im wasting time and using up the money they gave me. nodding my head in agreement to what they say and to look at em with the brightest eyes i could give. cant wait to go back to school and see all the little boys and bitches act like as if they know everything. 02 december 2010. world cup and ORDoooo!!! lol.

thats as much as i could fill you in. anyways, does anyone knows how to permanently remove a moustache? mom says its a man thing but i think people with moustache are the most evil person on earth cept for dad. and oh lastly, i love my friends as much as they love me eventho i dont know how the fuck people calculate love. what measurement unit is it suppose to be? kilovegrams?

and oh wait! when a friend came up to you and say, "Relax, theres many fishes in the sea." Do remember to give a middle finger and say this, "fishes? theres more bitches in there eating up all the fishes now." look around dear friend, sex is important to us now, that some of the youth considered it as a 2nd Language. :D